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Mexican Burrito

You you stick a burrito in your partners mouth, have sex with it, and then eat it afterwards.
I gave your sister a Mexican Burrito yesterday.
by LSD MILF BONG June 29, 2009
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Sour Cream Burrito

The act of internally ejaculating during anal sex with a female; followed by the male performing a "rimjob" on the female and consuming the fecal and semen mixed substance secreted from the anus which resembles the consistency of a sour cream burrito.
Tim: "Dude, why did you say that Jessica came back to you?"
Bob: "Because nobody else could eat her sour cream burrito like I do."
by McLrn227 September 27, 2008
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burris

To take from a friend without asking, to use another's money or credit line for personal use without permission, to have no understanding that what you have done is wrong, deceitful or possibly criminal.
My business partner was a real burris, he used company funds for his own personal use.
by tburris November 15, 2010
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my pet burrito

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.
She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.
by Flapjacks May 11, 2006
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man burrito

a man burrito is simply a PENIS and a person that eats a man burrito is a person that enjoys giving felacio to guys...in particular gay guys. They are looking for what is called the "souor cream"
Man, those guys Sam and Marty sure like the man burrito, they must like sour cream a whole lot!
by Lui October 27, 2005
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Burrito sleeve

Jose: Hey Lopez, did you and your girl do the Chaka Chaka, yet?

Lopez: yeah hombre. She made me wear a burrito sleeve.
by TummyToucher551 September 26, 2017
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alabama burrito

after shitting in a person's ass, you proceed to fuck their asshole
"I Alabama Burritoed my cousin after we ate some hot and spicy Mexican Food."
by moe_blunts September 10, 2007
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