Dry Docking a Steamer

Taking a shit in a sink, bathtub, or toilet that has no water in it.
Dale: "I'm a go take shit brb"
Rick: "Jeff is in there right now"
Dale: "I don't care i'll dry dock a steamer in the sink if I have to"

Jeff: "Where's Dale?"
Rick: "He's dry docking a steamer in your tub"
by PoopMongrual December 21, 2016
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Golden Gate Steamer

Used to surprise ones girlfriend for a Birthday, the Golden Gate Steamer, always performed on a Yacht, involves the act of motor boating an unsuspecting female as the boat goes under the Golden Gate Bridge. If done correctly, steam will collect on the inside of her blouse/tube-top.
Man Eric gave the best Golden Gate Steamer since Obama became President!
by overheardmarinasf August 06, 2013
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Portable Cleveland Steamer

Another name for the Steam Deck, predicted by Gape Newell several years before the actual steam deck was revealed.
The Portable Cleveland Steamer can be taken with you into the shitter. It'll provide you some jack pleasure on the toilet. You know whatever you need it for...
by Uncle Gubber September 11, 2023
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new england steamer

After or during sex when you take a dump in someones mouth it is known as a New England Steamer.
Hey, If you gave a bitch a New England Steamer and then a Clevland Steamer on her chest would it be a road trip?
by Brian P July 29, 2004
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69 cleavland steamer

two sexual partners defecate on each others face at the same time
That girl is down for anything, we ended up doing the 69 cleavland steamer
by roach cich June 02, 2006
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Vanilla Steamer

The art of taking a shit on your partners chest the ejaculating on it the rubbing it around so that the shit and jizz fuses so it has a whitish hint.
Boy: How do you want it?

Girl: I want a Vanilla Steamer baby!
by Apollo Henderson March 18, 2008
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Arkansas steamer bean

Tiny clump of excrement, usually the result of a bowel movement that turns out to be a false alarm.
Bubba-Jack rushed to the toilet to seek sweet relief, yet only managed to squeeze out a measly Arkansas steamer bean.
by MasterOfHotLovin' August 16, 2006
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