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Hover Board

1. A Segway that you can drive by balancing on to wheels with a sensitive pad on it.
2. A transportable bomb.
How are you going to use the Hover Board to rob a bank?
(explodes)
by honeyberry205 January 3, 2017
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Broke Boarding

When you can’t afford a ride so you board the back of the bus without the driver seeing you.
Nicholas really went broke boarding. Finna sneek level 100 on that mans.
by HowBahNah October 9, 2018
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surf board with a side of stick

A girl with no ass. That shit look inverted
Surf board with a side of stick lookin ass
by Sir Cleveland September 28, 2017
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jumped the board

Having sex when you aren’t suppose to.

From the Amish practice of “bundling”whereby a young couple sleeps together with a board between them for the purpose of getting to know one another without actual physical contact. “Jumping the board” is being so hot for each other that you break the rules to have sex.
by James Perfect November 20, 2023
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Charcuterie board

A substitute if you’re using “Slayy”. It was originally created from the word chaturanga.
Okkk… charcuterie boarddd

I love that, charcuterie boardd

Charcuterie the house down boots
by Sillyhoe16 March 10, 2022
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board shorts

Shorts for men who want to show their knees and thighs, honestly it makes your penis look smaller and they look bad on everyone. It's emasculating for most people.
guy: yo he's wearing board shorts
guy 2: tiny penis coded.
by benby100 December 10, 2023
mugGet the board shortsmug.

z-chara board hit

(N.B: this definition, with no offense meant to Zdeno Chara of The Boston Bruins or anyone else on The Boston Bruins organization, is named after Zdeno Chara's now infamous (among Montreal Canadiens fans at least) hit on Max Pacioretty during the 2010-2011 NHL season).

in the NHL, a type of (intentional?) boarding -at an angle of course-the point of which is to (intentionally?) injure the player of the opposing team.
NHL fan forum post: Shame on you, dear Mr Gary Bettman for not having suspended Zdeno Chara for more games after his infamous z-chara board hit on Max Pacioretty.

reply to post: asking yourself the question of whether or not Zdeno Chara intentionally injured Max Pacioretty is objectively meaningless. Whether intentional or not, a z-chara board hit, IMHO, is supposed to be banned in the NHL; an NHL game is not some kind of modern Roman gladiator spectacle where injuring, maiming, and even sometimes killing, one's opponents was not only tolerated, but encouraged. We have taken the Latin concept of panem et circenses far enough a.i.
by Sexydimma January 26, 2014
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