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Boyfriend Jerk

Someone being a complete jerk about having a boyfriend
Some Random Guy: "Excuse me ma'm"
Boyfriend Jerk: "I have a boyfriend!"
by nope_wasTaken December 5, 2022
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boyfriend chair

A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.
You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."
by Dagrooms October 7, 2016
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boyfriend chair

A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.
You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."
by Dagrooms October 7, 2016
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Purgatory Boyfriend

When your relationship is falling apart, and you don't know if you want to break up, so you and your partner go on a break. Stuck in the realms of the relationship. (Works with shady friends too)
"Listen, you yell at me again, I'm gonna send you to purgatory."

"Why are you texting me? I told you I need my space from you. This is not what a purgatory boyfriend is supposed to do. Bye, Satan."

"I really don't know what he doesn't understand...I'm glad he's my purgatory boyfriend right now. This relationship is too much right now."
by FrankTheTankHP August 9, 2020
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Marved’s boyfriend

Someone who constantly seeks validation form an online audience, most of them being complete strangers
“Dude that one guys is acting like Marved’s boyfriend how can he keep it up?”
“I dunno man, that has to be tiring, being like that
by Seliph January 24, 2022
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Circuit Boyfriend

A circuit queen's primary companion in a circuit party or festival.
CQ1: What are you doing after the party?
CQ2: My circuit boyfriend and I were invited to a sex party at the W. What about you?
CQ1: Your circuit boyfriend? Where is he?
CQ2: He's around here somewhere -- probably making out with someone. He'll find me.

CQ1: Hey! Good to see you again. This is my circuit boyfriend, Qingsheng.
CQ2: Oh, your circuit boyfriend? What happened to Xiaosheng?
CQ1: He couldn't make it to White Party because of work. He knows I'm here with Qingsheng and we're having a blast.
by CoffeeDrinker June 2, 2023
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boyfriend buddies

two men who are both taken that plan little things for their girlfriends or tell each other about how they love their girlfriends.
Cody is my boyfriend buddy, we plan little things for our girlfriends all the time.

Boyfriend buddies are two men who are taken that plan little things for their girlfriends or tell each other how they love their girlfriends.
by Cherry flavored roses<3 February 9, 2022
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