Gary

A word used to define a person with half a brain and who is rejected from any other purpose which is more meaningful than wasting oxegen.

John: Look at that individual all alone, He is such a gary.
Random individual: I like ingesting shampoo and shiting in courtrooms

by gigga_digga December 28, 2024

Gary

The action of giving peelings of your foreskin to another. Kind of like peeling a banana

“Yo Evan, can I get a Gary real quick?”
“Sure man! *rips off foreskin*

by Bebik March 21, 2024

Gary O’neill

Extremely large fingers.

Not all there.
Not a real DJ
Professional chicken factory worker born and raised in England, but celebrates being Irish one day every year.

You’re a fucking Gary O’neill!

by DJ real o’neill April 2, 2019

Gary

Is the worst thing you can possibly be called. You're unreliable. The most unreliable. The gayest of the gays. The fattest of the fats. So unreliable that you make German cars reliable. A Gary is a fat ankled lesbian. A Gary is someone who will show up to a birthday party with no gift and eat the cake first.

Being a Gary is being called so useless that anything else would have been better. Don’t be a Gary.

by Nuggets25469 September 6, 2025

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by sentientbread January 3, 2023

Gary

Someone who is everyone's uncle

Person A: Hey Gary.
Person B: Who is Gary?
Person A: Our uncle.

by ASimpleHuman May 4, 2023

Gary

Gary - adjective

A Gary is a person who is different or oppositional. Garys will usually do the exact opposite of whatever is popular currently, or whatever everyone else around him is doing. They usually do this to attract attention in most situations.

"He was the only dude who didn't show up to the party, he's such a gary."

by panderverse October 27, 2023