Take a Valium

chill the fuck out bro. a phrase meaning simply to calm down as one would do when taking a valium or any other sedative.

Guy: *pissed about something stupid*
Guy 2: bro chill out take a valium or something

by _#%^*> October 31, 2022

take a bacon

To openly steal someone's partner.

"Listen mate, I don't mean to take a bacon, but your girl's all over me."
"If you're not careful, James will take a bacon."

by JamesBacon October 10, 2016

Taking 40

You are taking forever or you taking to long.

You taking 40 to respond to my messages

You taking 40 to get me

by Folksnem44 November 29, 2019

To take a shiss

While thinking your just taking a piss and to your dismay a little bit of shit comes out.

At urinal:

Guy 1: "dude I just shissed my pants"

Guy 2: "If your going to take a shiss, you should sit while you pee, pussy."

by Chakro Z aka Cisco February 17, 2010

Taking a Vick

The Act of taking a shit, whilst face-timing your girlfriend, while at work

McDonalds employee "Yo, wheres the manager?"
Other employee "Oh, he's taking a Vick"
Assistant manager "that thing where he takes a shit and face-times with his girlfriend?"
Customer "Who could do such a thing?"
All employees "Vick can"

by J-Blacky April 6, 2014

take it yeezy

Taking it easy like Ye(Kanye West). A person who is very into the yeezy hype that they should take it easy.

Did you cop 'em new Yeezys? Nope, but you should mos def take it yeezy with 'em Yeezys doe.

by roifellill October 15, 2016

Take plug

The act of receiving anal sex

Blkrod: I do not pack shit or take plug, get off my cam, not into shitty fucks dude!

by Colonel Hassle July 27, 2019