Schlipping

When you slip on the toilet seat and shit gets everywhere.

Tanner needs to stop schlipping.

by Refuckingdacted November 5, 2016

slippin'

"Slumming" on Xanax while "Tripping" on mushrooms.

Man... I grew a bunch of mushrooms and meant to sell em'
But, I ate them all .
I took a few bars while I was trippin'.
Totally slippin'

by MemphisBeau April 25, 2017

Slapping someones penis

To shatter someones masculinity in some way or another.

For further reference, see "Don't be slappin' my penis" by Kollektivet on Youtube

Examples of Slapping someones penis:

Nurse: "I am sorry sir, but you have testicular cancer"

Mother:"You forgot your helmet, son"

by DizDeLusa September 16, 2017

slapping tunes

Slapping tunes.. sitting with friends & listening to good music.

Sitting around at home slapping tunes with my friends.

by Acosta32 November 13, 2017

splitting my peas

a saying used when someone is very annoyed or in other words “triggered”

shaniac is really splitting my peas at this moment with his shenanigans

by fizzabelle January 3, 2018

Shipping Hoe

A character/person you ship with a lot of other characters/ people at the same time (not necessarily in just one relationship)

Person A: Do you ship Clace or Jimon?

Person B: I ship Jace with everybody. He's my shipping hoe.

by Kwak_ling January 8, 2018

Slapping my jimmy

Masturbating

I need a woman because I am tired of slapping my jimmy all the time.

by Ndnzfan January 26, 2018