Spanish Mackerel

The Spanish Mackerel is a self defence move where the victim ducks down, grips the attacker’s balls as if he were milking a cow. While gripping tightly at the top of the ball bag, the victim starts to twist the ball bag. Once a slow but firm twist is established the attacker will hold their breath, at this point a fast additional turn will make the attacker scream like a spanish mackerel. This is a quick movement, in total may take up to 2 seconds although needs to be precise. Practice on a stocking with a boiled egg in it is recommended. True Spanish Mackerel Masters referee to as “Spankels” have been studying the art since birth although the basics can be learnt after a days practice.

Person 1: Give me all of your money!
Person 2: Touch me and I’ll give you a Spanish Mackerel.
Person 1: Please Sir, I’m extremely sorry. Can you please find forgiveness as my balls cannot handle another Macky.

by FishyCombat69 January 17, 2019

spanish porcupine

When you take public transportation in Harlem and get stabbed.

The other day I took the 51 and got the spanish porcupine. Now i'm here in the hospital with a deep stab wound.

by Greg & Rob December 28, 2015

Spanish Gwink

a mexican man who loves To shove tacos In his butt

Woah don’t give Ray those tacos! He’s a Spanish Gwink

by TheSillyPOBB November 4, 2023

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by Uilkarianu April 2, 2025

Spanish Crown

When a man's circumcised penis heals partly or completely, making a bridge or multiple bridges of skin from the top of the shaft to the bottom of the head of the penis. Very common in south Americans and Pacific islanders.

His Spanish crown was rubbing across my clit during sex last night, it was amazing

by Rayjax July 28, 2011

Spanish rose

A typical beautiful woman who is tan skin with beautiful hair and beautiful brown eyes.

JLO Is so pretty.
Well she is a Spanish Rose

by SpanishRose November 19, 2023