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Poo Spray

Expulsion of a damp, almost liquidious fart that can cause you to believe your crack is sweating.
Joe: Chloe would be hot if it wasn't for the constant patch of crack sweat
Rob: A patch that size? No way man, she's gotta be lettin' off poo spray!
by Herb-A-Lerb November 14, 2009
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Poo Gunker

That nasty end nib of the banana bottom that is brown and gunky lookin'
Riley: "Renee, aren't you gonna remove the nasty part of the banana?"

Renee: "No, I goes head first for the poo gunker"
by ket. February 16, 2017
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Seaweed Poo

Non-contiguous fecal matter with a green hue that resembles seaweed in a dirty pond, resulting from eating half a jar of spicy pepperoncinis, drinking approximately 8 beers, and letting it ferment in the stomach overnight.
Dude it literally took me 40 minutes to squeeze out that seaweed poo this morning and now my bunghole burns.
by BigArns1 September 1, 2009
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Fur-poo

The true description of a cats supposed ‘fur-ball’.
Wow cat, thats one hell of a fur-poo you’ve just coughed up!
by Catit June 24, 2021
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bush poo

Taking a shit while camping in the bush, sometimes without any toilet paper and a substitute is a leaf
Guy 1 : Wheres Barry

Guy 2 : probably hangin' a Bush poo
by Pinger Pete August 25, 2016
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Precautionary poo

The kinda dump you have before going out for a meal, or a night out on the lash etc
Brb man, gotta go for a precautionary poo, don't wanna be turtlin' all night!
by M_R_B May 9, 2009
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binchy poo

a derivation of sweetie poo, which is a derivation of sweetie pie. calling someone a binchy poo is not an insult but rather a thing out of fondness.
me: siena is the binchiest poo i know.
siena: no, you're a binchy poo.
by tuckalow November 11, 2018
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