National Ejaculation Day

Every July 4th A Group Of Teenagers Go Down To There Local Lake And Procced To Ejaculate Into It.

A. Hey its National Ejaculation Day Today!
B. Yeah Lets Go Down To Our Lake And Cum In It!
All Together. YEAH!

by KidBlender69 January 8, 2022

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National Olivia Day

Where you go to an Olivia and love them for who they are and show your love towards them. If you have an Olivia as your friend, take care of her. She's one of a kind.

person 1: Hey whats ur name?
person 2: My name is Olivia
Person 1: HEY I WILL BUY U THE WHOLE MACDONALD MENU!
person 2: THANK YOU BUT WHY
person 1: Its national Olivia day.

by Iamasoontobemilf August 1, 2021

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national caoimhe day

March 1st; a day dedicated to Caoimhe! When you have an Irish name, it’s uncommon to see it anywhere, so this day is all yours. Enjoy it!

Wow, it’s national caoimhe day today!

by crayola February 3, 2022

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National snowmobile day

January 15 th is National snowmobile day eh! So holder to the bar and let her rip!

John- Hey man, did you know it’s national snowmobile day?

Luke- oh fuck yeah bud! Let’s down a brewsky and go out for a rip!

by johnnnnny boiiii November 28, 2018

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22 april is when you try to make as many friends as possible and when you hang out with your closest friends.Also you get to hug your crush,best friend,girlfriend or boyfriend.If you want to hug your bestie , it can only be one.

Friend 1: Hi bestie its national friend day
Friend 2: OMG! Let me hug you
Friend 3: I have no friends...to hug *goes to a corner and cries*

by Bunily<3 November 24, 2019

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