african tumbleweed

A ball of bigger pubes that blow around your jail cell like tumbleweeds in the wild wild west.

Yo darkie, you better pick up this African tumbleweed of the floor of my hut before I beat the black off you.

by Christbird May 16, 2020

African Suggie

Snus or Zyns, a smokeless derivative of tobacco, containing primarily nicotine, in a small permeable pouch that is used by placing the pouch between the lip and gum. The name African Sugar, or Suggie originates from the nicknames given to the Zyn brand of snus, specifically "Zynbabwe", a play on the country of Zimbabwe, in the continent of Africa.

"Ay bud wanna pass me an African Suggie on the upper decky"
"Bro gimme African Suggies right now I'm fienin' fuckin' sack"

by FreezerTarps February 1, 2024

South African Mortar

When a person shits in a Vuvuzela, then blows and shoots it onto someone’s chest.

Mary wanted to get spicy on Friday night, so I gave her a South African Mortar.

by Kim Jong Poo Poo April 8, 2022

african ritual

when the man sits in a meditation position, legs crossed, under the girl and eats her out while she takes a poop on his face

I did the african ritual with my girlfriend and it took for ever to clean up

by eatyouout May 21, 2011

african volcano

when one paints the tip of their penis black and ejaculates rapidly into a girls wide open mouth!!

Gisele received an african volcano from Tom Brady!!

by PV3 December 19, 2010

African Ceiling Bird

A smoke alarm with a low battery. Note its distinct chirp.

"Let me see that ceiling fan."
*smoke alarm chirps*
"Oh, you have an African Ceiling Bird. You should change that battery. Carbon monoxide is a silent killer."

by GumNut the Wise July 9, 2025

African American

People who live in Africa but came from America

Okonkwo: Where are you from, Richard?
Richard: how dare you? I may be African American, but I’m an African all the same!

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023