Jeff Bassett

Look!! What is that!! It's a bird! Its a plane! no! it's Jeff in his audi! yes that's right. An audi driving, diabetic, weight lifting force of nature. Unstoppable in any way imaginable physically, mentally, verbaly. He can do it all. ladies look no further then the Jeff Bassett.
"You know what I feel like today John"?
"what's that pat"?
"I feel like a Jeff Bassett"
"oh damn"
by dudehellllo April 11, 2019
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jeff/jess

weird, odd, clueless, swears to god they're funny.
that guy/girl is so jeff/jess.
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Death by Jeff

Today I was bored so I got the death by Jeff for dinner
by raychristmaschickens August 20, 2024
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Death by Jeff

Today I was bored so I got the death by Jeff for dinner
by raychristmaschickens August 20, 2024
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jeff runs to the gas

"jeff runs to the gas" is a term used to describe a black teen running from their school to the gas station across from their school.
zach "yo you see that bucktee running to the gas"

lucas "ya fam guy moving like a wasteyute fr"

zach "hes back at it again fam, jeff runs to the gas more like wasteyute runs from the 0 5"
by jeff runs to the gas October 05, 2018
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Jeff Check

Checking to make sure your still “Jeff” or “Jeffing” it up.
Hey man, did you do your daily Jeff check?!
by Jeffifyouseethisimsorry February 16, 2020
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Jeff Patenaude

A man beast that loves showering himself with mayonnaise and pink sauce from a local hibachi restaurants.
Oh my god, did you see Jeff Patenaude? He’s so hot right now.
by NYCsSaaaasy October 28, 2022
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