One way simping

When a person and another person simp for eachother but when one person causes a problem to the other they stop talking to them for a while but again both start simping shortly but can easily stop when a problem occurs

John why are you one way simping for Ava she keeps simping back but then leave than come back

by Howdoidothis September 2, 2020

one-three fatigue

(1) The feeling you get when you have tried to phone a company that has its only contact as a '13' number, and you are on hold for 45 minutes and still can't talk to a real person (or if you do, it is a person in a remote call-centre, whose accent you struggle to understand). And you hang up - effectively giving up.

(2) The feeling you get when you have tried to phone a company that has its only contact as a '13' number, and you are on hold for 30 minutes and you basically give up.

(3) The emotion that washes over you when you realise that you have to call a government agency on a '13' number again to explain stuff that you've already explained, and you realise that you will have to be 'on hold' for a minimum 45 minutes to explain to a different person what you've already told them.

Angi: "I had to call insert company name here on their 13 number again today to see if they knew what was happening with my order, and could they help me. After being on hold for 30 minutes, I hung up."
Bill: "I thought that was all sorted, what happened?"
Angi: "I got one-three fatigue. I just couldn't do it."

by bill cauliflower September 6, 2020

One nut

A person (preferably a male) who only has one testicle due to circumstances like cancer, etc.

I heard Sam had cancer and became a one nut.

by Chong69 September 6, 2020

one direction

a group of boys(they were once 5, but now they’re 4. niall fell over playing golf and it was sore) that can sing very well, but shocking dancers. these boys also have a very bad history with maths. lima tends to believe he didn’t know what udon noodles were until he was in his late 30’s, despite only being 26. louis also believes 36 plus another 6 is 38, and collectively the boys cant tell the difference between 18 months and 5 years. one of the band members commonly known as the curly-headed one, harry, has ongoing battle against gravity and can’t go a show without falling over. also if you want to commit suicide all you have to do is say you hate one direction and their fans will kill you :)

‘your maths is as good as one direction’

by ranga.langa September 6, 2020

One up wolf

One of the best games ever she gets non stop victory's.

One up wolf is the greatest

by YTone_up_gamer September 8, 2020

One up wolf

She gets non stop dubs because cause she Is a gamer but if she looses she will howl like a wolf

One up wolf is really in love with one up gamer

by YTone_up_gamer September 9, 2020

Hole in One

When a man has sex with a woman on a first date.

"Bro, you know Roxanne from accounting? Hole in one, my brother."

by Celeritas 13 September 12, 2020