A person who uses Uber on a daily basis. An uber-mensch prefers taking Uber rides instead of using public transportation.
She doesn't like to mingle with earthlings in the bus or in the subway, so she's always taking an Uber to work - she's such an uber-mensch.
by di_plu April 27, 2017

Man, I'm going to G5 uber fuck my girlfriend tonight! That bitch is going to cum so many times she'll need a bucket.
by moviemagician October 26, 2008

my friend jumped out of an ambulance to make it here tonight, we call what he did a staten island uber
by Finn M June 21, 2017

Billy Mays, for one; Hillary for another. Mays is that bearded, screaming goatse on TV selling every kind of household crap from mops to mousetraps 24/7 on 500 channels. They both need major STFU deprogramming.
"WTF is that horrible sound in your crib?"
"One of the Uber Noise Bots on TV."
"JFC, I thought someone got tazed."
"One of the Uber Noise Bots on TV."
"JFC, I thought someone got tazed."
by ChazR April 24, 2008

by UberLordPwnage October 12, 2008

by campgirlie April 22, 2005

There’s no emotion in it it’s just a luber than Uber I’m not gon see her again. At least I hope I dont
by sxpreme.qveen June 27, 2018
