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Polish Roulette

It has the same principle of Russian Roulette, but with a higher chance of death.

To play Polish Roulette, you must have a Glock and 1 bullet. After you load the bullet into the Glock, you put it to your head and hope the gun jams. There is no recorded instance of Polish Roulette ever happening.
Steven: My brother committed suicide last night.

Enrique: Oh my God, I'm sorry. How did he do it?

Steven: He played Polish Roulette and lost.
by HorseJerky1776 May 18, 2020
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Advil Roulette

Since someone with stomach problems like Crohn's Disease can only sometimes tolerate Advil, taking it will either lead to that person feeling better or explosive diarrhea. The meaning of the phrase is derived from Russian Roulette because you never know which time the Advil will end in explosive diarrhea.
I'm going to play Advil Roulette to make this headache go away.
by crohns kid April 20, 2013
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American Roulette

Russian roulette but instead of putting one round and spin the cylinder, you take a semi-auto pistol, put one round in the magazine, load it in, and rack the slide.

guaranteed death unless its a dud, or just shoot at the opponent
drunk guy 1: Hey lets play Russian roulette
drunk guy 2: nah American roulette better
drunk guy 1: ok teach me how play
drunk guy 2: *pulls out a glock, loads one round into magazine, puts it in, racks the slide, shoots self*
*BOOM*
drunk guy 1: uhhhh.....guess I won?
by Unholy Saint January 2, 2024
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Gas Roulette

The "game" of trying to decide if you should get gasoline today, or the next day without the prices dropping or raising in your favor.
I lost gas roulette today. I bought gas yesterday at $3.45 and now today it's $3.15.

I won gas roulette today! I bought gas for $2.99 yesterday, and now today it's $3.15!
by Sephia8 August 20, 2015
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tadpole roulette

20 women sit around in a circle and a man stands in the middle and spins around naked and ready for action and where ever he stops the woman has to give him a blowjob till he shoots his load.
Fanny was the winner of tadpole roulette as she got a right mouthful of sperm
by urban skidmarks July 14, 2016
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Genetic Roulette

So basically it's the act of serveral men (no specified amount) all ejaculate into one bucket, which is then stirred together. Then with a willing woman, she is given the "genetic surprise", and then after her 9 months of pregnancy in which all of the men were dreading and anticipating, they take a DNA test to see who the baby belongs to. The person who is deemed the father then "loses", and is therefore legally obligated to care for the woman and child, and is not allowed in following rounds (unless they are a betting man). Continue on without the loser until there is one person remaining, the true winner of Genetic Roulette. Keep in mind, everyone should give consent to this. The reverse of the game can be done too, where if several men are all in love with the woman, whoever gets her pregnant first is them the winner, as if a way to choose her partner.
She said she's willing, who's ready to play Genetic Roulette?
by Piratekingpotatoslayer January 10, 2024
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Russian Roulette

When you are passing a bowl with friends, and you aren't sure if the bowl will be dead or not.
Friend 1: "Bro, pass the bowl"
Friend 2: "Man, I think it's Russian roulette at this point"
by Spununa April 26, 2015
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