The Dirty Joel is an infamous dominance-establishing strategy perfectly executed by a cocky Spaniard. An alpha male must first pick a work event hosted at a fancy bar of the employer's choosing. The alpha male MUST show up drunk to ensure maximum confidence levels for hitting on co-workers, and should continue filling the tank throughout the night. Once maximum capacity levels have been achieved, the alpha male tracks down the nearest ice machine WITH a camera pointing right at it (no exceptions). Once located, the alpha male urinates inside the machine in a zig-zag motion to ensure maximum surface area coverage. When confronted by bartenders, the alpha male pretends like nothing happened to demonstrate his high-octane dominance over witnessing co-workers. The Dirty Joel is a classic power sure to spike your career growth, improve co-worker relations, and liven up any corporate event.
Bro I tried out The Dirty Joel last night and now my boss wants to talk. I think i'm getting promoted
by Meatman121 September 4, 2019
Get the The Dirty Joelmug. the act of cum swapping with another male, while eating oranges, and other homo erotic fruits, salads, etc.
by 420guy April 29, 2015
Get the Dirty Fortemug. When a girl does a snot rocket in your mouth and makes you swallow it and take a dump and with the dump you make a satanic ritual to make both girl and guy cum in each other’s eyes.
Girl 1: “Dude yesterday me and my boyfriend fucked so hard I decided to do a Dirty Lupe.”
Girl 2: “Wow that’s a big step in a relationship.”
Girl 1 :”I think I have chlamydia now.”
Girl 2: “Wow that’s a big step in a relationship.”
Girl 1 :”I think I have chlamydia now.”
by neonmeaterbeater April 17, 2020
Get the Dirty Lupemug. This act happens when you wrap the girl up in a towel and spin her like a top on your shlong until it’s unwrapped and repeat the act until finished.
by longshlong68 October 19, 2020
Get the dirty durfmug. In the middle of intercourse you pull your condom off and slap it on your partner’s face as if it was a monocle
by Folacio van minibic May 21, 2018
Get the dirty Reginaldmug. when your girl is cowgirling you and you go to slap her ass and end up whacking yourself in the balls and promising you'll resume sex later.
by princepillip68 June 6, 2021
Get the dirty callummug. When you eat Mexican food and the next day you fart and it smells like nasty Mexican food and shit your brains out
by Disel2013 April 12, 2019
Get the Dirty Doritoesmug.