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shrek

To pretend to be digitally present (green light) while away doing private business

During and most probably post-corona, millions of people work at home. Their employers keep track of them through software like skype for business, where a green light denotes a dutiful worker slaving away at the computer.

But everything can be manipulated and the light can shine green 24 h a day if you adjust the settings..
"Sadie has been a shrek all morning, I messaged her 2 hours ago and she still hasn't responded".
"I need to shrek out this afternoon, I have to go to the hairdresser and I'm out of comp time".
by SisterHoffaSsssHoffasister April 29, 2021
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Shrek

Shrek do be a magical human who date Rhianna samways and I have to go to the uk it is a bich and says it is a good song what u doing tomorrowIts and the handle is the next place to put a roblox talent show.
Shrek is so fit 🐄
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shrek

shrek: what are you doin in my swamp
donkey: your a sexy bastard you are
by d0ct0r p3n15 October 25, 2019
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Shrek

NOTHING CAN EVER BEAT SHRE WITH HIS MASSIVE OGRE PP
by Shrekyboy October 9, 2020
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Shrek

A massive ogre who has multiple layers of foreskin so you better clench your ass cheeks as tight as possible.
by Boomerangboi December 3, 2019
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Shrek

oh boy

shrek is a flamin hot cheeto i must say

he's a green god can't be compared to a victoria secret angel his sharp jawline can cut bedrock and his abs are bulletproof
guy 1:oh man who is that?
guy 2: holy moly thats shrek!!
by bigppshrekdaddy August 27, 2019
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Shrek

It's not a term its a comparison
Typically it's a comparison of something great or perfect, but can also mean god in some circumstances.
by Donkeyh January 9, 2020
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