Lemon Fingered

The act of someone grabbing their balls and then proceeding to stick their fingers with said scrotal aroma in someone's nose

I was just hanging out in a bar and out of nowhere this douche Don Lemon lemon fingered me...uggh it smelled awful, like dirty butt sex

by Stinkstar69 August 17, 2019

lemon cure

The close to infallible method which cures colds by drinking fresh lemon juice (from 5 to 10 lemons) with a straw.

In a book called "Las Plantas Curan," published in the 1960s in Brazil, which listed the most popular herbs and the illnesses they cure, I read about the 'lemon cure.' Whenever I catch a cold, via a straw I drink the juice from 5 to 10 lemons and they cure me every time. However, one time I did have to go to the doctor and she gave me some antibiotics because I had a fever, in the summer—imagine!

by but for December 24, 2017

sinking lemon

See the lemonade. The more dangerous of the two parts of the lemonade. This member is slightly submerged under the floating lemon while performing intercourse.

Why don't you try being the sinking lemon this time. I'm a little overwhelmed from last time.

by JokeWing January 13, 2018

Lemon Neck

When your girl gets mad and spit lemons juice on your dick when she’s giving you head

I yelled at Marie during dinner and she gave me lemon neck as revenge

by Mr.5’12 January 22, 2020

Lemon Head

Someone who is being a distraction to your work.

Ella: Hey Thomas look at this lemon, isn’t it pretty cool?
Thomas: Ugh you’re being such a Lemon Head right now

by Babi loves Babs April 8, 2020

lemon worm

when you take a lemon and push a worm into it and take out the worm, you get a lemon worm!

mike: was there ever a lemon worm in that lemon?
julie: yes, there was one in there!

by 39209181514 May 29, 2020

Squeezed lemon

An object that is missing the most important part.

"Jon's head is a squeezed lemon" "your PowerPoint presentation is a squeezed lemon"

by J3ll-y October 31, 2020