Lemon Jizzle

When right before you are about to cum in a women, you grab a lemon and shove it straight up her puss puss.

I gave my girlfriend the Lemon Jizzle last night!

by ougwdv September 12, 2019

lemon cure

The close to infallible method which cures colds by drinking fresh lemon juice (from 5 to 10 lemons) with a straw.

In a book called "Las Plantas Curan," published in the 1960s in Brazil, which listed the most popular herbs and the illnesses they cure, I read about the 'lemon cure.' Whenever I catch a cold, via a straw I drink the juice from 5 to 10 lemons and they cure me every time. However, one time I did have to go to the doctor and she gave me some antibiotics because I had a fever, in the summer—imagine!

by but for December 24, 2017

sinking lemon

See the lemonade. The more dangerous of the two parts of the lemonade. This member is slightly submerged under the floating lemon while performing intercourse.

Why don't you try being the sinking lemon this time. I'm a little overwhelmed from last time.

by JokeWing January 13, 2018

In the click of a lemon

To do something quick, efficiently, or easily

"I finished that assignment in the click of a lemon"

by AdCapTurd April 19, 2018

Lemon hoe

A b*tch that is sweet but sour. Will f*ck your life up in many ways.

That girl? Yea that's a lemon hoe

by Captionchat April 20, 2017

lemon video

A video upload which contains brazingly
false or.misleading information (esp.)
with regards to health related issues,
without any in depth research which
supports this claim.
A video infomercial upload advertising
any too good to be true product or service offer.
Scam marketing.

Sarah bought a cure foe cancer recipe
cookbook after watching a lemon video, only to find out later on snapchat that
the author received a five year jail sentence for negligence.

by 10isC November 23, 2017

lemon on the rim

Like the cherry on top but a bit more zingy

Bradley I love the new glasses it's a lemon on the rim to your style

by Henrythehardin February 21, 2017