what i have tomorrow
by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 4, 2025

by SpanishRose November 19, 2023

by Uilkarianu April 2, 2025

When a man's circumcised penis heals partly or completely, making a bridge or multiple bridges of skin from the top of the shaft to the bottom of the head of the penis. Very common in south Americans and Pacific islanders.
by Rayjax July 28, 2011

Guy 1: Hey bro
Guy 2: yeah what’s up?
Guy 1: I have a question for you…
Guy 2: yeah shoot
Guy 1: English or Spanish?
Guy 2: … *frozen in place*
Guy 2: yeah what’s up?
Guy 1: I have a question for you…
Guy 2: yeah shoot
Guy 1: English or Spanish?
Guy 2: … *frozen in place*
by D@nk Dave June 18, 2024

by anonymous September 14, 2020

The Spanish Mackerel is a self defence move where the victim ducks down, grips the attacker’s balls as if he were milking a cow. While gripping tightly at the top of the ball bag, the victim starts to twist the ball bag. Once a slow but firm twist is established the attacker will hold their breath, at this point a fast additional turn will make the attacker scream like a spanish mackerel. This is a quick movement, in total may take up to 2 seconds although needs to be precise. Practice on a stocking with a boiled egg in it is recommended. True Spanish Mackerel Masters referee to as “Spankels” have been studying the art since birth although the basics can be learnt after a days practice.
Person 1: Give me all of your money!
Person 2: Touch me and I’ll give you a Spanish Mackerel.
Person 1: Please Sir, I’m extremely sorry. Can you please find forgiveness as my balls cannot handle another Macky.
Person 2: Touch me and I’ll give you a Spanish Mackerel.
Person 1: Please Sir, I’m extremely sorry. Can you please find forgiveness as my balls cannot handle another Macky.
by FishyCombat69 January 17, 2019
