Shrek

Only the best ogre to ever exist ong

shrek is like an onion they both have layers.
Shrek is the goat of goats.

by shrek.is.daddy69 February 26, 2023

shrek

Shrek is life.He is so smexy you must worship him with all your heart

"I just want to Shrek you"

by safehh24h52h March 8, 2023

shrek

the super amazing green king 👑

shrek is amazing

by I_hate dolores umbridge March 9, 2023

shrek

god

shrek is god

by THESKEETERRIDER March 29, 2023

Shrek

The ultimate daddy of the universe. His eyes, so brown, like a rotten onion. His skin, so green, like the surface of a weed-filled pond. His ears, so hot, they can melt even the coldest hearts.

We will love you forever Shrek.

Shrek is love, shrek is life, if you do not love shrek, I will kill your wife

by Jack Sparrow's pirate girl March 29, 2023

Shrek

Our ogre king daddy

Shrek is the most beautiful thing to exist. He is king daddy a title only awarded to Shrek. Go watch Shrek it will change your life for the better, like me I’m wearing a Shrek shirt.

You: who is Shrek?

Me: Shrek is king daddy the best ogre ever.

by BubblegumTears February 14, 2023

Dubious Shrek

(noun)

The act of pissing in your girl (or guy)'s ass and fisting out a lump of faeces, then mixing with the urine, while shoving it violently back into the ass, causing a rupture and mix of red, yellow and brown, resulting in a creamy brown mud, then smothering it all over your body then conveying a message to your girl (or guy) saying "Get out of my Swamp!"

Owen: Jesus christ what happened to you Ethan?
Ethan: Well me and my girl got down and dirty and I performed the act of a Dubious Shrek.

by Chinkyboy321 February 16, 2023