proximity boyfriend

A proximity boyfriend is someone who you can’t trust further than a 5 metre radius. They aren’t your actual “boyfriend” because he doesn’t use labels..but it feels like you’re in a relationship.

Friend: “Hey is that your boyfriend??”
You: No, we’re not dating
Friend: “So what are you then?”
You: He’s my proximity boyfriend until we make it official (so I’m still single)
Friend: “Just like a proxy girlfriend then!”

by ratswithcats September 30, 2019

Ex-boyfriend

Someone who has an ex-girlfriend

It turned out that her ex-boyfriend was no man.

by Paradocs May 20, 2018

Army Boyfriend

The boyfriend you see/meet on very rare occasions, 2 or 3 times a year.

I got an army Boyfriend

by Morningstar89 March 26, 2020

backyard boyfriend

a boyfriend who lives in a guest house in your backyard.

i could be your backyard boyfriend. you could come visit me any time you like.

by Brian St. November 15, 2020

Purgatory Boyfriend

When your relationship is falling apart, and you don't know if you want to break up, so you and your partner go on a break. Stuck in the realms of the relationship. (Works with shady friends too)

"Listen, you yell at me again, I'm gonna send you to purgatory."

"Why are you texting me? I told you I need my space from you. This is not what a purgatory boyfriend is supposed to do. Bye, Satan."

"I really don't know what he doesn't understand...I'm glad he's my purgatory boyfriend right now. This relationship is too much right now."

by FrankTheTankHP August 9, 2020

Perfect boyfriend

Someone who loves and cares for you and accepts you for who you are

Asra is the perfect boyfriend

by RatManChris September 4, 2020

Boyfriend and girlfriend

When a girl and a boy find out they like each other and start dating. They will love each other and promise to not cheat on each other.

Girl 1- OMG. They make such a good couple.
Boy- Now, that's the definition of boyfriend and girlfriend.

Girl 2- Like, totally.

by Just stating the truth April 20, 2017