An act of a sexual nature carried out by you partner,(usually female) whilst you are asleep. Woman with the names Kelly,Anne,Ella and Sue are more likely to be perpetrators.
by Leano brown September 19, 2025
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Convict #1: "I heard that cunt's a pedo."
Convict #2: "Don't worry, I'm going to give him a coat of nonce varnish the minute he's out of PC."
Convict #2: "Don't worry, I'm going to give him a coat of nonce varnish the minute he's out of PC."
by Oscar X-ray January 30, 2025
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nizam is the type of guy who typically likes to go for underage girls, and when that doesn’t work you’ll definitely catch him at a primary school trying again because that’s what nizams are all about... persistence and passionate when it comes to young girls
oh look, nick da nonce is back at it again flirting with the year 8s. OR, hey look at nizam dancing with all the kids in the year 8 disco !
by Nlcgang November 23, 2021
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oh look, nick da nonce is back at it again flirting with the year 8s. OR, hey look at nizam dancing with all the kids in the year 8 disco !
by Nlcgang November 23, 2021
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oh look, nick da nonce back at it again flirting with the year 8s. OR, hey look at nizam dancing with all the kids in the year 8 disco !
by Nlcgang November 23, 2021
Get the Nick da nonce mug.A nonce head of noncehead is used to define a person who acts without thinking and usually leaves you wondering why they even did that. A noncehead would intentionally hurt themselves in order to publish the video on social media for instafame. People usually laugh at nonceheads for the wrong reasons.
Slim: Did you see that video of that nonce head eating the pavement trying to do that skateboard trick?
Shay: (laughing) Yeh Bruh, I totally lmfao. What a nonce head!
Shay: (laughing) Yeh Bruh, I totally lmfao. What a nonce head!
by Jessie’sGirl November 24, 2021
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