by Moosemilk01 August 14, 2021
Get the Mississippi Earth Monkeymug. A distinguished sex act performed by a gentleman unto another. The recipient throws their legs over their head, while the gentleman assumes the piledriver position above them.
The gentleman enters anally, and after a time, yanks out his beauregard, drops his entire tobacco chew in their southern plantation, and then packs it in like he's loading an inferior Confederate firearm.
The gentleman enters anally, and after a time, yanks out his beauregard, drops his entire tobacco chew in their southern plantation, and then packs it in like he's loading an inferior Confederate firearm.
"Bless her heart, she's walking like her gentleman turned her Antebellum into a Mississippi Muzzleloader"
by PhatRob August 31, 2022
Get the Mississippi Muzzleloadermug. Toby: Paw why can’t I play with cousin Joey?
Paw: Why now lil Toby, Joey here’s a Mississippi Mud Pie!
Paw: Why now lil Toby, Joey here’s a Mississippi Mud Pie!
by Mc666999 December 23, 2018
Get the Mississippi Mud Piemug. The Dad to the girl of you dream. You don’t want to get on the wrong side of him cause he is a mean southern Dad with his shoutgun.
Tommy-Are you Kiersten’s Dad. Mississippi Dad-while yes and you better not hurt my daughter or I’ll hurt you.
by Fortnitegod12345 May 3, 2018
Get the mississippi dadmug. When a man shits on a woman's chest sitting backwards so the bowel levitates torward the woman's neck.
by Dandownhill February 9, 2025
Get the Mississippi mud slidemug. by Kylepompom April 26, 2016
Get the mississippi mud lubemug. A big ass turd that's extremely long and wide. Trying to poop it out feels like giving birth to a baby
by somebodythatyoudontknow November 29, 2021
Get the Mississippi Mud Babymug.