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Stranger danger

When you sit on both hands until they go numb. You then use one to masturbate while putting the other in your ass.
Man I think I need to stop watching porn. Last night I pulled a stranger danger and got poop on my keyboard.
by Biggersexier March 3, 2021
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Danger Island

Exposed hairy male private part near naked vagina!
Thrifty spokesperson from outta nowhere says while in a room with a woman: I Love Danger Island! I think this time I'll bring california and Haiti together!

Really horny women from in the room near sed spokesperson from outta nowhere says while in the same room: If It Hurts too much then you can't have anymore land!
by aBarkingDawg January 26, 2012
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Danger Almonds

The amygdala and adrenal glands that produce a visceral whole body “fear” reaction.

Specifically when you are in an unavoidable stressful situation but are trying to act rationally in contrast to how you feel.
Im not letting that spider crawl on my hand, it’s activating my danger almonds, grab a jar and some paper if you want me to take it outside.
by InnocuousOctopus February 24, 2025
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dangerous babe

A hot, sex and nasty girl who is maybe a little rebellious and love forbidden things. Men like such mysterious girls because everyone knows they would have fun with them.
She dont care about danger. Maybe she is a dangerous babe
by dangerous babe August 18, 2016
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Aggressive Dangerous Hyperactive Dude

Aggressive Dangerous Hyperactive Dude is basically ADHD. It's what happens when you don't have a daily Monster or two or 2 to 4 cups of coffee a day or 40mg to 100mg of Ethylphenidate (EPH) a day or 37.5mg to 75mg of Adipex a day or 200mg of Modafinil a day or 150mg of Armodafinil a day and add Propranolol and a gym membership or have 20mg to 60mg of Methylphenidate (MPH, Ritalin) a day or 10mg to 30mg of Adderall a day or 30mg of 2-FMA a day or 15mg of 4F-MPH a day.
I need my 40mg to 100mg Ethylphenidate a day or 37.5mg to 75mg of Adipex a day. I have Aggressive Dangerous Hyperactive Dude (ADHD)!
by HawaiianPunch1 August 5, 2024
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Drive-Thru Danger

You have called a friend in the car via bluetooth so their audio comes out of the speaker. One you pull up to get your food, your friend then starts saying very vulgar or tremendously inappropriate words so the worker can hear what he is saying.
Bro...I can never go back to that McDonald's again, I suffered from Drive-Thru Danger because I had my tremendously vulgar uncle on the phone...the worker heard everything
by Absurdity May 4, 2021
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danger zone chest

Person A:"I can put ALL the items in this danger zone chest of mine."
Person B:"I thought that was called a soaryn chest!"
by The Derpy Squid April 26, 2014
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