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Lincoln Park Highschool

A high school located at Chicago in the Lincoln Park neighborhood, is home to the Lincoln Park Lions. While being located at one of the richest neighborhoods in all of Illinois, the school absolutely looks outdated and old fashioned, most of the classrooms don’t even have promethean boards, and tue portion sizes of the school lunches are shit. Literally the most you will have is 8 chicken nuggets (usually you will get 6). Most of the school lunches’ budget goes to their package bags and not to their food. The school is pretty mixed to many types of groups and students. While it’s prohibited for freshmen to have off campus lunch, many freshmen do so anyways (usually goes to nearby subway, 7-11, or target). The bathrooms are filthy as all public bathrooms usually are. The school is located right next to oz park where some of the school hang out in.

Honestly, LP is not too outrageous or extra ordinary. It’s a simple highschool with a shitty football team that sucks dog balls. 0-80 game , it’s so horrible…
Lincoln Park Highschool’s football team is so hot garbage.
by Phuc Yuu November 2, 2021
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Sachem North HighSchool

Nastiest fucking high school in the 631.ghetto and dirty.Thots and whores everywhere you look.
Eww you go to sachem north HighSchool?
by kidgamer1026 November 9, 2023
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whitehouse highschool

a school in the dumbfuck town of whitehouse where the racists, future wife beaters, etc. go their varsity team sucks ass and is a mainly white school<3
person 1 “ yo did you go to whitehouse highschool? “
person 2 “ yeah the coons there are just terrible “
person 1 “ bro.. you’re white your opinion doesn’t matter. “
by whyamihere68420696969696996 November 21, 2021
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berkley highschool

bunch of pedos feminists and retardes. lots of emo bitches. rich kids. smokers. then theres some very hot men. big titty women. thick thighs. fat bitches(ew). yummy white girls. random seniors that be dating sophomores. attention seeking white girls.
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by realisthomophobe February 10, 2022
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Mcdonald County HighSchool

A high-school in mcdonald county that has the weirdest combo of rednecks lgbt+,sluts, "country boys", and druggys. The druggys usually stay near while everyone else moves away. Somehow we have gay homophobes and 97%of everyone is racist even tho 30% of them pretend they arnt
Oh they are from Mcdonald County Highschool? That explains it.
by AMchsstudent December 15, 2023
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Issaquah highschool

Basically the worst school ever, all the students are snobby douche bags who all share a single brain cell and suckle their parents tits still. A few of the teachers are fine but the administration is fucking awfull.
Person 1: let me guess, you go to Issaquah highschool?
Person 2: ignores you with his neck craned at a 90° downward staring at his snapchat showing his "girlfriend" getting fucked by some black guy with the message; "she's busy bro".
by Former IHS "student" February 12, 2025
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workman highschool

a shitty homophobic racist school in a shitty district of a shitty town ! wanna traumatize and overstress your kids? This is the place to go ! they have not one not two but three problematic teachers that for some odd reason havent been fired yet ! isnt that crazy?
oh you go to workman highschool? damn RIP your mental health ayeeeee
by milfluvr666 July 17, 2021
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