Anal Cartographers

People who map the layout and notable features of rectums.

Oprah: I had one hell of a night last night. These anal cartographers kept me up all night.

Dr. Phil: Well at least they didn't write "Here be dragons" on your map...

by PolarKingBear January 2, 2010

Anal Hero

One who conquers the anus

that anal hero just emerged from the asscrack

by TheSimpleTruth1697 January 8, 2012

Hulu and Anal

A culture alternative to Netflix and chill

Anette: wanna come over for some netflix and chill
Tod: nah, too mainstream, how about hulu and anal?

by Satanic Fuck boi January 21, 2016

Anal Troll

A person or people dedicated to finding angry bottoms online. Their approach may be considered crass or improper, with the the objective to ‘bag a bum’

“Hey Tom, leave those angry bottoms on Grindr alone. You’re such an anal troll”

by Jack Fruit June 5, 2018

Anal linesman

The snooty girl who will let you stick it in her ass but as soon as things start getting fun she blows the whistle and cuts the play short.

I was banging Michelle in her ass yesterday and she went all anal linesman on me before I was done!!! What a bitch!!

by Justin J Bombs July 8, 2011

Anal prolapse

Your arse hole is inside out mate

"I think I pushed too hard mark"
"Your arse hole is inside out mate , you got an anal prolapse , home slice

by RamonaBoner September 19, 2020

Anal Bisque

Similar to Ball Soup, but this pooling of sweat resides much closer to the aft of the gooch and the anus. Said bisque can provide extreme discomfort and the occasional skid mark.

I swear to little, tiny baby Jesus, this anal bisque I'm sitting is going to kill me.

by Shinigami71 December 10, 2009