simp

squirrels in my pants

bro, there are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
simp, Squirrels in my pants!

by redsmurff March 11, 2020

Simp

A short 5’2, madden loving, white hoodie wearing male. That falls for girls every time the show him any affection at all. So stupid doesn’t realize he’s getting played or that he’s over reading the situation. Thinks playing Minecraft together is dating. Ego sky rockets after getting attention. Has only one specific type. In the friend zone a majority of the time.

Your such a simp

by Sebby 1036 March 2, 2020

Simp

All Ishaan's and Rohan's.

Ishaan doesn't know what a simp is smh.

by vishnu himself April 7, 2020

Simp

A pathetic man who overvalues a woman. Total Scott move.

Look at Scott simping over Tess.

by mbimpersonator June 27, 2020

Simp

Pretty much your guy best friend. His name is probably Clunie or something like that.

Wow, Clunie, you're such a Simp!

by C# October 10, 2020

Simp

Someone who sucks up to a girl on twitter dot com to try and get a shag

That @IsakUtd kid is a massive fucking simp, such a virgin lmao

by fuckusimpsak December 14, 2019

Simp

A simp is someone who does work or does unnecessary things for thier girlfriend or someone they like.

David gave his girlfriend some sour straps, he is a simp.
Mr. Li did a maths question for his girlfriend when she asked, what a simp.

by Sophia42069 June 22, 2020