Well, butter my butt and call me a bisquit!

astonishment, suprised amazement, wow! You don't say! Well, I'll be.

Joe: After five years of being on welfare, I finally landed a job.
Marcy: Well, butter my butt and call me a bisquit!

by Dogs! May 17, 2010

i make you wet in the butt

The phrase "I make you wet in the butt" means some one is really hot/sexy and you feel a tingling sensation in your butt while also feeling like it's moist.

"That guy makes me so wet in the butt."
"I make you wet in the butt"

by Cpt. Wet Butt December 5, 2014

battery panic butt penetration mode (BPBPM)

when your computer is under 10% battery, and you race against time to find your charger. when you find it, you stick it up your butt and yell "YEE HAW!" before plugging it in.

OMG MAH COMPUTER BE DYIN I NEEDA STICK A CHARGER UP MAH BUTT

(battery panic butt penetration mode (BPBPM)

by bahblahbalh September 25, 2011

Stupid Dumb Baby with a Butt on your Head

1: (n) a relatively unintelligent person with unsightly facial features.

Johnny: There's no way I'm the father. You're crazy, just like your mother.

Suzie: You are such a "Stupid Dumb Baby with a Butt on your Head!"!

by Pieceofsod April 14, 2009

You stinky, poopy butt, glitter glob

the worst insult a 5yr old kid could say to his toy

You stinky, poopy butt, glitter glob? more like Poopbutt buttpoop

by xX 44100 Xx October 14, 2021

National let nakhi smack your butt day

Let nakhi smack your butt

National let nakhi smack your butt day

by Nakhi October 14, 2021

Paint your butt white and go run with the antelope

A phrase to coerse somebody into doing what they're told.

Dad: "Son, go take out the trash"

Son: "No."

Dad: "Damn it, paint your butt white and go run with the antelope!"

by therapistfinder June 1, 2009