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Michael Dos Santos

Typically portuguese, likes to wear tight shirts. Drives long distances to get to work and has his hot and cold moments. Is generally a family orientated man who enjoys time with people close to him. Unfortunely wears women sandles and drives a female car, but makes up for it with a stunning beard which is dyed 4 times a year.
Man 1: "Man that guy is really driving too fast."
Man 2: "He must be a Michael Dos Santos"
by John Wicks Dad August 24, 2023
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doing single

"Doing single" is a term most people with social media know. It means that you can post a picture saying, "I'm single, date me" on like snapchat or something, or if someone asks you if you are single, you can say yes. If you are currently talking to someone, but you aren't cuffed, the person you're talking to might get angry if you're still doing single.
Joe: damn sexy , you single?
Stephanie: yupp
(Stephanie is doing single.)
by Jillumantii June 13, 2017
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why do birds suddenly appear

just like me, they long to be, close to you
You: hey britney, why do birds suddenly appear?

Britney: i dunno y?

You: just like me, they long to be, close to you...
by Jabbert florvin July 17, 2021
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The Do(or)

A ogre who is very fat, with big ol pimples ready to burst at command, the tinyest wiff of sugary food can cause “The Do(or)” to go into a stage of consciousness hunting till the sugary 5000 calorie food is in his fatty mouth, slowly digesting in his stomach.
Yo nigga! Did you see that giant pimple on “The Do(or)” lip? “ It’s spawntainstly multiplying around his face until it looks like a bloater”
by Mr.Niggerly February 22, 2023
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do not get cheesed

Famous term used by the world's best bowser, LeoN
LeoN jumped from the ledge, he warned you earlier, "Do not get cheesed"
by W1LFRD May 17, 2021
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Doing a zennieboi

Man, Alex was begging for a brojob last night, he was doing a zennieboi.
by Bio-M6 April 21, 2024
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Do ya fink its dead?!

Said by comedian and full time fucking legend, Devvo. In an early video or skit Devvo was in features himself approach a dead pigeon and he questions if it's dead or not before proceeding to kick it on the way to the Job center to collect his Dole
Devvo: "Ah that's minging. Is it dead? Do ya fink its dead?!"
by Wagwan dickhead May 23, 2020
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