Two for one deal-do

When your wife gives you a prostate massage with a sausage and feeds it to you afterwards.

My wife asked me if I wanted a prostate massage with this huge slim Jim and when I’m finished she would feed it to me. It’s a two for one deal-do

by Big guy 247 February 3, 2024

do a guy thing

To jack off, masturbate.

Stacy: What are you doing tonight?

Mark: I think I'm going to do a guy thing.

by bookworm001 December 23, 2016

doing a will

leaving the office to pass gass

I really needed to break wind so i was doing a will

by Deep thought January 20, 2015

doing a ryan kenny

When you finish school and dont get a job and also become a lazy bum.

And a 6 week computer class dose not count.

I not going back im "doing a ryan kenny"

by irelandguy999 November 15, 2013

Doing a Steve

Anytime you're in discord explaining, talking or otherwise referring to information of importance to the encounter, the mic cuts off

Can you say that again? You're doing a Steve

by Sjpedro June 30, 2024

Do now, think later

The act of just doing. Doing something impulsively and not thinking about it and letting it process until later.

J: I want to get a tattoo
G: Do now, think later! I want one too, let's go!

by Ridiculous Cows 74 October 23, 2023

doing a Melbourne

"A trip to Melbourne" or "doing a Melbourne" is a synonym for "I'm too scared to face my fears so I'm literally running away from them"

Guy 1: She totally missed out on our Ping Pong Championship
Guy 2: Is she doing a Melbourne?
Guy 1: Yea, she is totally doing a Melbourne!

by tomlovesrob September 30, 2013