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Hang a root

A male taking a piss. For a guy to take a pee.
Hang on a second, I gotta hang a root.
by Cisco5169 June 6, 2021
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root puller

Person who is handy with a handy,
A gardener who tends the penis root,
A cultivator of the the dick, affectionately known as the "Farabough", the squeezer of Doctor Enraged's Mystery Root Oil or "Doc A's Hot Beef Injection"
Boy, that red head is one hell of a Root Puller, girl has talents!
by The Enraged One October 21, 2014
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rainbow root

the type of "root" often dug up by backhoes. in truth, these are often neglected, low-grade communication cables, as opposed to the awesome, expensive fibre optics laid down today. backhoe operators will often have a "see no evil" attitude when digging these up
"ay man, john just dug up a bunch of rainbow root and i saw him do it."

"okay, if mike (the boss) sees it just tell him it was from a rainbow tree so we don't get in trouble."

"i gotchu man"
by creditcardz December 25, 2023
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tarot root

A starchy-fibered plant used to make fortune-telling cards.
Regular wood-pulp-paper playing-cards are okay for casual games and fun, but only cards made from genuine tarot root have the true power to predict the future.
by QuacksO March 29, 2019
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roots valid

by John Orty January 22, 2024
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dookie roots

Cheryl: did you see that?
Robin: yep - longest dookie roots ever
by Clearlyyomamma May 22, 2024
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root tonic

Sperm. Usually used when a guy is trying to get laid
Girl: I'm not really feeling well
Boy: what you need is some petercillan, mixed with alil of my special root tonic!
Girl:yes please!
by Rebal1994 September 27, 2020
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