Sneaky muff

A lesbian behind closed doors, but still pretends to hit on and like the attention of guys to conceal her secret.

Omg, Amber is all over Kelly but keeps hooking up with that guy that’s all over her. She’s such a sneaky muff.

by Cottonheadedninnymuffins October 4, 2018

Muff Train

When 3 or more girls are in row eating each other out.

Chew-chew The 3 bitches are on the muff train.

by The Horny Batman March 13, 2011

Muff Potter

The stage of hair growth on a vagina that is longer than a 5 o'clock shadow but before it curls, traditionally creeping onto the sides of the inner thigh. Inspired by the Michael McShane character from Tom & Huck.

My Muff Potter is like it's been drunk for 2 weeks straight and if you disturb it you could lose a finger.

by kayraw April 6, 2015

Muff Dander

Dandruff of the Muff. Dead skin cells resulting from dry skin in or around the Muff area.

I tried on a black dress for a work event I had coming up and when I took it off, I noticed I left some Muff Dander.

by HarpCity January 25, 2019

muff rot

Muff rot is any condition that negatively affects the vagina eg thrush, STDs

You'll get muff rot if ya not careful.

by ThornLey October 19, 2019

Muff clap

The act of accidentally smacking the vagina, whilst attempting a smack to the butt.

“He approached his bent-over girlfriend to give her a swat, when she shifted and received a stinging muff clap.”

by Vitalogist January 12, 2020

Muff-Masking

The female version of teabagging.

She pawned her enemy, and to establish dominance she began muff-masking his dead body before he respawned.

by Obliviate731 November 23, 2019