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by Fartstuff December 28, 2021
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Pure Vanilla Extract

Describes a person who is interested in exclusively vanilla sex. Used most commonly as a joke or insult.
Person 1: do you know that guy over there? He's kinda hot.
Person 2: don't tap that. He's pure vanilla extract.
by StrangeGal July 4, 2016
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Chocolate-Vanilla Swirl

A condition that occurs during anal sex in which post-ejaculation, the male seed mixes with fecal matter, producing a sticky, salty purรฉe. See chocolate cum smoothie, three musketeers surprise, or anal fondue.
My partner and I love splitting a chocolate-vanilla swirl after a nice Mexican dinner.
by Chocolatevanillaswirl September 7, 2014
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black cherry vanilla coke

noun: 1. A delicious beverage combining the fantastic flavours of black cherry and vanilla into the tastiest coke product.
2. God. (colloquial)
3. Rival to Cherry Vanilla Dr Pepper for the most obscenely long soda name.
Have you tried this OMGDELICIOUS new black cherry vanilla coke?
by Luna March 13, 2006
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vanilla ice cream cone

Used to describe a bland uneventful person. Much like the flavor of ice cream this person lacks excitement, but in their life. Usual causes include; holding a stable job, having children and being involved, having good mental health, having stable relationships. This state of being, frankly, lacks flavor.
After I told my brother in-law that the only thing he had ever given his children is diabetes he called me a vanilla ice cream cone.
by PnBOX November 11, 2021
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Oh My Vanilla Savior

Noun: The savior of all man kind but his skin is soft, white, and made of vanilla. Possibly from carvel
Oh My Vanilla Savior that ice cream tasted heavenly.
by Jwalken August 4, 2007
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Being the only white person/people at a party.
"Hey man, how was your thing last night?"

"It was pretty fun, but I felt a little out of place because I was bringing the vanilla ice cream."
by UncleBurton August 22, 2012
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