Take a Trump

The act of defecating while reading the latest political news on your smartphone

Excuse me, I need to go take a Trump

by Lockhimup January 27, 2019

taking a nash

Defecating.
To have a bowel movement.

Man, I have to take a nash right away!
Be right there after I am done taking a nash.

by AuroraO September 27, 2010

take a bacon

To openly steal someone's partner.

"Listen mate, I don't mean to take a bacon, but your girl's all over me."
"If you're not careful, James will take a bacon."

by JamesBacon October 10, 2016

Taking 40

You are taking forever or you taking to long.

You taking 40 to respond to my messages

You taking 40 to get me

by Folksnem44 November 29, 2019

Take it to a two

verb- To lower the volume of your strange antics

Shut Up! and take it to a two will you!?!?

by Bambie3223 October 28, 2010

Take A Weber

A big, stinky poo.

I’ll be right back, I gotta go Take A Weber!

Don’t go in there for a while, just took a gnarly Weber.

by steven zavala bitched out March 23, 2019

Taking a Bailey

The action of "Taking a Bailey" is when you have one of those days where you decide "fuck it, I don't care, i'm not working today." (Must be occasional, do not overuse).

"Ugh, I'm tired, I'm stressed, I'm taking a Bailey today. Maybe I will work tomorrow."

by baileyyyyyyygurl October 15, 2012