right the ship

Get shit back under the old law

we’re losing now but our coach will right the ship

by Uncle Larel January 22, 2023

Substitute Ship

A ship that "Substitutes" or is the equivalent to another ship. An example being Conrad X Sunday with Conrad being the Brother of Whitty and Sunday being the Ex of Carol and a POC.

Conrad x Sunday is a substitute ship for Whitty x Carol.

by BlueIkea February 20, 2023

situation-friends- with- benefits-ship

A situation where you are friends with benefits where no romantic feelings are reciprocated, only lustful urges and tendencies, therefore making it where you get the good parts of a relationship without all the work, synonymous with a situation-ship but with even less accountability and exclusivity.

Tom: I thought you were in relationship and junk
Chad: It's more of a situation-friends- with- benefits-ship

by Excelsior_23 November 25, 2023

bloated ship

The act of docking but the docker pees inside the dockee's foreskin.

My boy, Arthur was acting up, so I gave him a bloated ship and there was pee everywhere.

by Dardem December 4, 2023

The good ship murder

A very fucking stupid ex police man decided to sing and the fucker later found dead people and thought “oh! Lets go figure this out!” As if he was a detective, in which he was not.

Singer man: dead people!

Butler: i dont think you should check that outs your a singer no-

Singer man: CLUEDO IRL

* Roll the credits to The good ship murder. *

by Pigeon14 December 6, 2023

Part of the ship part of the crew

Originating from the move Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End, the quote "Part of the ship, part of the crew" means that once you join, you can never leave.
This quote is commonly applied by lobotomites after removing their frontal cortex which signifies commitment to being mentally handicapped. Those foolish enough to have this lobotomy often use an app and are unable to prevent themselves from reopening it 2 minutes later.

OMG GUYS, FART OF THE SHIT FART OF THE LOO LMAO I USE THE SECRET APP
LMAO PART OF THE SHIP PART OF THE CREW xD

by Geoffryepien July 1, 2023

Drop-shipped

someone who looks absolutely crazed or dead-ass hilarious

*image is shown*

guy1: dude you look Drop-shipped (guy2)
guy3: for real

by a non cool guy July 11, 2023