Take a Trump

The act of defecating while reading the latest political news on your smartphone

Excuse me, I need to go take a Trump

by Lockhimup January 28, 2019

Taking a smash

Taking a crazy §μ!+

Carlos: Bro i godda take a smash.
Bill: what's that?
Carlos: A big Shit.
Taking a smash- poop

by TrippySav August 08, 2018

Take it to a two

verb- To lower the volume of your strange antics

Shut Up! and take it to a two will you!?!?

by Bambie3223 October 28, 2010

Taking a Bailey

The action of "Taking a Bailey" is when you have one of those days where you decide "fuck it, I don't care, i'm not working today." (Must be occasional, do not overuse).

"Ugh, I'm tired, I'm stressed, I'm taking a Bailey today. Maybe I will work tomorrow."

by baileyyyyyyygurl May 07, 2012

Take a Valium

chill the fuck out bro. a phrase meaning simply to calm down as one would do when taking a valium or any other sedative.

Guy: *pissed about something stupid*
Guy 2: bro chill out take a valium or something

by _#%^*> November 01, 2022

take it yeezy

Taking it easy like Ye(Kanye West). A person who is very into the yeezy hype that they should take it easy.

Did you cop 'em new Yeezys? Nope, but you should mos def take it yeezy with 'em Yeezys doe.

by roifellill October 15, 2016

take a bacon

To openly steal someone's partner.

"Listen mate, I don't mean to take a bacon, but your girl's all over me."
"If you're not careful, James will take a bacon."

by JamesBacon January 31, 2016