Johnny Knoxville

Johnny Knoxville is a guy who got famous for being a jackass. He's a dilf. He broke his penis once and even had his eyeball pop out twice.

Johnny Knoxville is so hot but is kind of stupid.

by johnnyknoxvilleshoe September 8, 2021

Racecar Johnny

A person that doesn't really care about what car does he have. He just wants it to go "vroom vroom" and move, that's it. Can be applied to type of consumer class, not just cars. Originates from Natty Comics by Stephan Winchell.

- Ive bought myself Ford Pinto, its a pretty ok car
- Bro you Racecar Johnny

by Tetraline July 19, 2023

Johnny Egham

When someone(usually a ned or idiot in general) slaps someone to the back of the head.

Max: Watch this im gonnae johnny egham him

by Sir.E.Brum September 16, 2009

Johnny and the Kid

"Johnny and the Kid" an unseperable duo of great power.

Johnny and the Kid back at it again

by Kuyob Enal October 17, 2022

Johnny Depp

An innocent human being who's wife tried to take everything away from him but absolutely failed!! Because he's innocent.

You know Johnny Depp? Yes, the innocent actor who is still kicking ass.

by KingPoker96 June 17, 2022

Johnny's Barn

A term more commonly used in the South or in other countrified areas. It means to go the looooooongest way possible in the history of mankind in order to get to ones destination. Its as opposite as you can get from a short cut. Its taking the longest route ever imaginable. Usually used in the sentence "going around Johnny's barn"

1. They closed down the bridge so instead of walking my normal 5 minute route I had to walk all the way around Johnny's freakin barn and it took like 2o minutes.

2. I should have gotten there in 10 minutes but my GPS doesn't know how to use side roads so instead it took me all around Johnny's barn and I got there really late
3. Dang, why did it take you so long to get here? Did you walk all the way around Johnny's barn? Geez.

4. Daily workout? Just walk around Johnny's barn.

by PrincipalWinchester May 12, 2016

Johnny Suh

Johnny Such means he is: The most hottest person in the world.
the finest man in the world.
the cutest man in the world.
the BEST man in the word.

Mark: "Hey who's Johnny?"

Any person who has been summoned by this word: Johnny suh means: The most hottest person in the world:
"the finest man in the world.
the cutest man in the world.
the BEST man in the word."

by thebestnctzen October 23, 2022