Midnight Ass

Lerka called his girlfriend late at night hoping for some midnight ass.
by Tronalfazz October 01, 2016
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Midnight Roamers

A pack of friends who would rather roam the streets of their towns/city at midnight than during the day.
We called eachother bestfriends though the term never really stuck to me. We were more like Midnight Roamers than bestfriends but hey, I earned myself 3 loyal friends.
by mustardmuffins August 23, 2015
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On valentine's day, when you and your Everything meet up and you spend time together, and the feeling of pure joy overwhelmes your body. Just seeing their smile makes you the happiest person on earth and this sentence describes everything you would to for them. Midnight is the enchantment hour when everything is possible and magic happens, dancing is the emotion and feelings you share and moonlight is the light to your future :)
"meet May at midnight and dance with me in the moonlight" it read.
by Dia ;) February 14, 2021
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On valentine's day, when you and your Everything meet up and you spend time together, and the feeling of pure joy overwhelmes your body. Just seeing their smile makes you the happiest person on earth and this sentence describes everything you would to for them. Midnight is the enchantment hour when everything is possible and magic happens, dancing is the emotion and feelings you share and moonlight is the light to your future :)
"meet May at midnight and dance with me in the moonlight" it read.
by Dia ;) February 13, 2021
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midnight whistle

"Be here 12 AM sharp for a midnight whistle"
by Henryjohanssen March 05, 2014
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midnight haircut

Midnight Haircut is a term used to describe a late night text to your hairdresser for the purpose of sexual relations. It is only applicable if they are married and there has been no past sexual tension between the two of you. It is often a last ditch effort when the well at the watering hole is worn dry.
Drunk Guy 1: “fuck I’m so horny, I think I’m gonna ‘you up’ my barber.”

Drunk Guy 2: “haha no way, you’re going for the midnight haircut?”

Drunk Guy 1: “damn straight.”
by DonnyDancer47 December 09, 2021
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Midnight Fornication

Also known as MF. Midnight Fornification is'nt when you have sex at midnight (although it can be done). MF is when your partner (husband,wife, whatever) falls asleep before you do and your feeling really horny so you try having sex w/ them in their sleep or you just wake them up out of a good nights rest because something needs to be rubbed. Something you should ask someone before marrying them. Some people think its weird and disguesting others find it great! :)

how do you feel about this, has it ever happened to you before?

Although I do not think its possible for girls to do this unless they like being fingered.. or there husband has a big nose or something...
Guy 1: "So is Jane into midnight fornication?"

Guy 2: "No and this is why I would never marry her"

Guy 1: "Smart Choice"

Guy 2: "I know right"
by Johnathan Bass August 16, 2008
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