To "jazz" is to shove as many tampons as you can up your ass in a poly-rhythmic and circular motion until your bum is officially sealed and your bank account is officially constipated. Tampons can be substituted for building insulation for those that prefer the sexual stimulation of asbestos. A beginner typically can fit 10 tampons, a master can fit 100 tampons.
Bro, my wife spontaneously took the kids to FAO Schwartz yesterday afternoon and man I had this 2 hour window to myself, I jazzed myself so fucking hard, I was constipated as fuck. That shit was OUT!
by EventHorizonTypeBeat February 11, 2024
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Denotes a hug that is "jazzier" than a normal hug, and hugs are already quite close and intimate so the next step would logically be fornication
Denotes a hug that is "jazzier" than a normal hug, and hugs are already quite close and intimate so the next step would logically be fornication
Those two seem pretty wrapped up in each other; they best watch out, they'll be giving each other the old "jazz hug" before long
by entity05 March 29, 2024
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