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christopher hawkinz

christopher hawkinz is a code word amongst men to describe a woman in their immediate vicinity who is staring them down or eye raping them. It is derived from the awkwardness of stephen hawking and christopher reed. It is often combined with a number do describe the amount of "hawkinz"
"i am getting christopher hawkinz in the 10th degree from over there."

"christopher hawkinz is with us tonight boys!"

"tonight is a bad night i'm getting christopher hawkinz in the negative 35th degree."
by supadupaparatrupa April 30, 2012
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Christopher Torres

The sweetest most kind boy I’ve ever met, it also happens to be his birthday today so make sure u wish him a happy b day
by EGGMAN March 15, 2022
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smiling christopher

a bald round headed lesbian looking guy who listens to blackpink and think bts and stray kids are dating. He makes cardboard blackpink members and he jerks off on it. He makes dirty fan art about lesbian blackpink and jerks off to it. he also takes alabama jokes seriously and acts on it

hes from ohio
i just saw a smiling christopher walk out of a sex shop with micro condoms.
by meaty360 October 23, 2022
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Christopher's Klaus Fuchs in Oppenheimer; from Oliver in 'Argo' to nuclear spy. Same intensity, different era!
Example of how it's used in a sentence:
Person 1: Who's the intense-looking guy playing the spy in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Christopher Denham as Klaus Fuchs, the same guy from 'Argo!' He's got espionage in his blood.
by courtofowls September 4, 2023
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christopher

Christopher's are often described as kind, loyal, and dependable. They are known for their strong work ethic and their ability to persevere through difficult situations.

People with the name Christopher often have a great sense of humor and are able to make others feel comfortable and at ease in social situations. They are also often creative and have a passion for the arts, such as music, writing, or acting.
" Christopher is extremely talented"
"i just want to be like Christopher"
by chrisjamesjr March 24, 2023
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Christoph

When Christoph walks in a room, everyone has to smile because of his positive energy. When you are around him it feels like heaven on earth because no one could ever treat you better like Christoph. His smile, eyes and hotness are so attractive that everyone is jealous of you being his proud friend/girlfriend.
If there is anything/anyone what makes you feel bad, Christoph knows. He is doing the best he can to make you feel like you are worth it and special.

If you have a Christoph in your life, your life couldn't be more perfect. He is the most wonderful humen being and has the biggest heart. If you ever break it, make sure you lost an angel on earth.
by unixorn November 22, 2021
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