Shitty Winkles

The type of bowel movement where you also pee at the same time, usually followed by a revelation of some sort, like finding the anwser to why your kettle isn't working.

Oh! I had a Shitty Winkles, and now I know the meaning of existence!

by waitingforaturkey July 7, 2010

shittypalm

when you dont have toilt paper in the bathroom and have to wipe with your hand

i was over at a friends house and had to shittypalm

by dabombshizzle August 9, 2010

Shittyville

A town or place where there isn't much happening, no hope for creating a good life for yourself there, no future employment or education opportunity, nothing going on.

I used to live in Shittyville until I moved to a better town and got a job.

by Shittyville January 13, 2011

Shutter Buddy

someone (usually a friend or family member) who takes pictures of you at different places with the backgrounds or people you want

During our trip to China, my cousin and I were each other's Shutter Buddy. We got great picture memories at the Great Wall and many other places.

by Liz Knight January 19, 2011

Shutt'n Down

The situation a person finds their self in after eating a large meal when the body prioritizes all internal energy to digestion. During this process, one may lose control of all simple motor functions. Symptoms usually include, but are not limited to, tilting of the head backwards, angled to the side and drool excreted from the mouth, excessive slouching, yawning and rubbing of the eyes. One may also find them self struggling to fight off a massive dump. Extreme precautions should be taken to ensure the head does not uncontrollably fall forward and hit the table/dinner plate.

After a family dinner has finished.

Brian to Jake: "JAKE, SIT UP IN YOUR DAMN CHAIR AND STOP RUBBING YOUR EYES!"

Jake to Brian: "huh....?"

Josh to Brian: "Don't yell at him, he's just shutt'n down"

by huskerback5 February 19, 2011

Shitty Swamp Ass

A type of swamp ass attained at work by somebody afflicted with hemorrhoids, after taking a shit (induced by eating hot sausage @ a local carnival) first thing in the morning then working all day in direct sunlight on an 85 degree day, one usually gets diaper rash following this type of swamp ass if not treated right away.

Greg: "What's that smell & why you walkin' so funny?"

Tim: "I got that shitty swamp ass going on today bro my wife is gonna be pissed when I throw these clothes in the hamper!"

Greg: "You need some man-pons my friend.."

by CADAVER1986 August 21, 2011

shatty tatters

n. another word for "shitty tities".

that chick has a great ass but shatty tatters.

by zck31 January 5, 2012