root the parrot

To pay an electricity/power bill.

"I've saved a bit of money this month, Lyndon decided to root the parrot for me!"

by grishmael July 28, 2024

Root Beer Sexual

American asf

I’m a root beer sexual and use guns daily.

by Willis Wallis June 09, 2023

Root Salad

An orgy consisting of using thousands islands dressing as lube.

Hey Bob, I’m getting the thousand islands dressing for the Root Salad tonight.

by shittyinternet February 22, 2020

0%÷root(∛√(1÷789), log(log2(atan(acos(asin(456!)))×e×123+asinh(acosh(atanh(π×0.0484041570))))))

You went to the calculator app on a apple device and went to scientific mode and just pressed every button left to right

I am so 0%÷root(∛√(1÷789), log(log2(atan(acos(asin(456!)))×e×123+asinh(acosh(atanh(π×0.0484041570))))))

by Erodoeht22 April 12, 2025

Root pooty

Hot Latino daddy who loves to stink up the joint with his booty. He loves to fart and poop, and has alot of fans who love it too!

Brian: Phew! It smells like Root Pooty was in this room! Break out the air freshener.

Tyler: Nah! Let's enjoy those stinky latino farts for a while!

by dopey white guy December 01, 2023

Barq's Root Beer

The poor man's Mug Root Beer for when you just want a large-ass $1 infinitely refillable cup from McDonald's to sit down with in the bathroom drinking enough root beer to be consistently pissing into and flooding the urinals from 3 feet away, destroy you kidneys and ruining everyone else's McBathroom experience

You know, I'm a mug fan, but damn, on any good day Barq's Root Beer's the SHIT

by IJustWantedToDefineOneWord January 27, 2023

american tree root

When lying on your back the woman sits on your erection and it goes in her ass

My girl gave me an American tree root last night and we both enjoyed it.

by The name is D November 20, 2015