root the parrot

To pay an electricity/power bill.

"I've saved a bit of money this month, Lyndon decided to root the parrot for me!"

by grishmael July 28, 2024

root puller

Person who is handy with a handy,
A gardener who tends the penis root,
A cultivator of the the dick, affectionately known as the "Farabough", the squeezer of Doctor Enraged's Mystery Root Oil or "Doc A's Hot Beef Injection"

Boy, that red head is one hell of a Root Puller, girl has talents!

by The Enraged One October 21, 2014

root beer headache

1.Root beer headache, n/ a typical greeting from someone lightly bopping you on the head and then lightly shaking it. 2. n / when a migraine occurs from bad air quality taking a aspirin with root beer and feeling awkward and going against the grain.

1.My uncle Ray who hasn't seen me in ages snuck up on me and gave me a Root beer headache.
2. Working at the carwash around black molds on a hot day gave me a headache with that aspirin and root beer feeling like someone lightly pounding on my head and shaking It.

by Flickertail December 21, 2024

root tonic

Sperm. Usually used when a guy is trying to get laid

Girl: I'm not really feeling well
Boy: what you need is some petercillan, mixed with alil of my special root tonic!
Girl:yes please!

by Rebal1994 September 27, 2020

dookie roots

Dreads, dreadlocks

Cheryl: did you see that?
Robin: yep - longest dookie roots ever

by Clearlyyomamma May 22, 2024

square root

Simple tool, all there is to a person, the root of a simple problem basically insinuation of dumb or a basic person basic b**** or or less than.

She sent him the square root symbol basically meaning he was simple or basic or shallow. He was a ham head she said... Half of the man he could be... Or easily cuz he's closed-minded red because he's closed-minded like a basic math problem LOL she laughed... Square root is a basic symbol for a algebraic equation!

by Saucy girl#333 August 25, 2022

Hang a root

A male taking a piss. For a guy to take a pee.

Hang on a second, I gotta hang a root.

by Cisco5169 June 6, 2021