roots valid

Sexual Intercourse, coined by The Jizzles.

Roots Valid, with your mommy!

by John Orty January 22, 2024

Hang a root

A male taking a piss. For a guy to take a pee.

Hang on a second, I gotta hang a root.

by Cisco5169 June 6, 2021

root the parrot

To pay an electricity/power bill.

"I've saved a bit of money this month, Lyndon decided to root the parrot for me!"

by grishmael July 28, 2024

root beer

Something your husband will say he is going to drink at a party besides beer. But just by saying this, it is completely obvious that he is going to get wasted and make bad decisions.

Gonna go down to the lake with the boys and have some "root beer".

by whycantigetanamethatisnttaken May 10, 2018

Root Beeroholic

Someone who uses root beer as an emotional crutch. 🩼

The term "root beeroholic" was a joke taken from an SML.

Therapist: Why do have you drank over 60 cans of root beer every week?

Patient: I'm too afraid to confront my problems so I cope with root beer.

Therapist: Hmmm... It sounds like you may be a root beeroholic.

by Uncommon Aphid January 14, 2025

Schrödinger’s Root

When you ask a chick to hook up on Snapchat, the answer is both no and yes at the same time before the snap is opened

Oi mate, what’s goin on with that chick you met on Saturday? Did she say yes?

No clue bro I’m too scared to open the snap, it’s Schrödinger’s root

by HellaBread September 17, 2022

bunga root

"Bunga" being a big amount. "Root" being a top shag ... A big (good) shag

"I will full Bunga root you"

by 0162-2gud4u July 6, 2017