A FUPA or "Fat Upper Pubic Area" that reaches the entire genital area, for girls only. The Reason that these are for girls only is that because of the word Muff, also Vagina's are the only thing gross enought ot produce this. These are gross but rare so you can gloat about them. Muffloafs are dangerous, because herpes can travel to all parts of it.
"Did you see the Muff Loaf on that Chick?"
"Is that yo MuffLoaf or didnyou just have a baby an dleave it there?"
"Is that yo MuffLoaf or didnyou just have a baby an dleave it there?"
by JustaHawtGayguy January 26, 2012
The act of singing holiday songs into a woman's vagina instead of preforming oral sex. Usually around the Christmas season.
by Att2455 January 12, 2014
Dude, check out that girls happy trail!
That's not a happy trial. That's a muff tummy. You can tell because it grows all the way to her butt.
That's not a happy trial. That's a muff tummy. You can tell because it grows all the way to her butt.
by BOLT_GANG October 24, 2015
by Cousinvinny June 29, 2017
by ThornLey October 19, 2019
A Shitty Big Nose Looking Ass Roach, That At Any Chance They Get They Annoy The Heck Out Of You, Which Causes You To Commit Suicide Because Of The Non-stop Ringing Of Their Voice In Your Ear, And Would Do Anything To Get On Someones Dick.
OMG I Cant Get Maleka Away From Me She Is The Wierdest, She Wants To Suck Me Off, And She Doesn't Even Know That She Is The Most Annoying Person Ever!!!
"Damb Man She Must Be A Milf Muff"
"Damb Man She Must Be A Milf Muff"
by gay_slayer69420 June 23, 2021
The sexual act of dressing as a cow and consuming the pubic hair of your partner after it has been straightened and dyed green.
Rafa: "I had a great time muff grazing off Emma last night"
Brad: "Did the cow costume arrive in time then?"
Rafa: "Yeah I still have it she wants to go muff grazing tonight"
Brad: "Did the cow costume arrive in time then?"
Rafa: "Yeah I still have it she wants to go muff grazing tonight"
by muffgrazer April 26, 2019