by KalebIsCool February 21, 2018
by MysticofCyanCove September 01, 2022
When a cold/(beer) and hot/(pizza) front unknowingly clash together in the wee hours of the evening forming a massive shit storm of rain, hail and corn. Lightining falshes are not uncommom with the midninght roker, especially in the presence of smoking BBQs.
by derby May 05, 2007
that time, usually around midnight, when one may get sleepy and end their internet session (or just doze off in their chair). if the victim can overcome it they stop feeling sleepy sometime between 12:30 and 2, when their sleep deprived brain stops telling them to go to bed and can proceed with their all night internet/gaming session
jeremy: why do you look so tired today?
shaun: i was up all night playing WoW. i considered going to bed around midnight but by 1:30 i had broken through the midnight wall and i went till 5
shaun: i was up all night playing WoW. i considered going to bed around midnight but by 1:30 i had broken through the midnight wall and i went till 5
by ishouldreallybeinbed April 27, 2011
by Timfree January 19, 2023
When it's midnight or later and a guy gets hungry for junk food. You got to cut the carbs and stick to protein to not become a fat loser guy. Don't eat carb rich foods. Stick to protein rich foods and healthy fats and exercise and fruits and vegetables and meats. No sodas at midnight or pies or fries or any of that junk.
Steve: I'm going to diet.
Tony: Me too. Watch out for the Midnight 15! It's when you eat a lot at midnight or later and then get fat.
Steve: What's the worst that could happen?
Steve: I'm going to eat cheeseburgers with triple bread and extra fries and a huge soda.
Tony: I'm going to switch out the buns of cheeseburgers with carb smart buns and eat a lot less fries and also a diet soda. I'm also going to make a onion and avocado salad.
*1 month later.
Steve: Aw man! I gained 9lbs.
Tony: Yes! I lost 7lbs.
Steve: Why?!
Tony: Haha! You're a fat loser!
Tony: Me too. Watch out for the Midnight 15! It's when you eat a lot at midnight or later and then get fat.
Steve: What's the worst that could happen?
Steve: I'm going to eat cheeseburgers with triple bread and extra fries and a huge soda.
Tony: I'm going to switch out the buns of cheeseburgers with carb smart buns and eat a lot less fries and also a diet soda. I'm also going to make a onion and avocado salad.
*1 month later.
Steve: Aw man! I gained 9lbs.
Tony: Yes! I lost 7lbs.
Steve: Why?!
Tony: Haha! You're a fat loser!
by HawaiianPunch1 August 12, 2024