Lounge Lizard

An inconsiderate woman that leeches off the family by sitting at home, doing absolutely nothing and contributes absolutely nothing to the household chores or the family as a whole. Lounge lizards are often unemployed, disrespectful to family members and neglect children.

Nick: hey mom do you mind if my girlfriend moves in? I’ve known her for a month and a half.

His mom: Absolutely not. She’s a lounge lizard and she needs to get the hell out of here.

by Stay classy Parma March 4, 2024

lizard

a person who looks like chrissy j

Guy 1 : You're ugly as hell

Guy 2: Nah bruh. You look like a fucking lizard

by TimmyTwoWheels February 15, 2024

Lizards

notice how the Washington Wizards never win a basketball game that's why the term Lizards came up

DId you see the shitty Lizards game? Westbrook bricked it once again , omg the Lizards are ass

by axtrosity April 9, 2021

Lizard Bread

He's A Lizard, Sneaky, Crawly, And Bread Like? This lizard foe is unlike one of the coolest lizards out there.

All it takes is Two Things, Bread, Lizards, and thus is born the god and lizard itself, Lizard Bread.

by MrCast July 23, 2021

Feed my lizard

An excuse to leave an online chat room, mainly for gaming, to go and masturbate

"You ready to start the next match?"
"Hol' up I need to feed my lizard"

by Sick kackis August 15, 2020

The Lizard

YEAH LIZ WHEELER! LOVE HER! Haven't heard that name in forever!

Hym "THE LIZARD! YES! She's the best man, very astute. Not as astute as me (Because I'm literally the paragon of that so-much-so that (Like one if the greatest anime characters (other than me)) trapped a grown man in a psychic loop) but still pretty good. Yeah. That's cool man. And would bang. So there's that."

by Hym Iam July 30, 2023

Lizarding

The art of being a lounge lizard.

Im so lazy I spent the entire day lizarding on the lounge.

by Lyndallas May 1, 2021