Lion Kinging

When you’re fucking a girl and she begins to bleed from her vagina, you mix your cum in a cup with her blood, and proceed to dip your fingers in the cup. Begin to draw two lines on her forehead, one on each cheek, and another two on her chin, thus completing the action of Lion Kinging
So basically I was Lion Kinging Sandy Cheeks and she kinda looked like Simba.”
by Levi Spencer September 03, 2020
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big king

Referring to the male genetals or long shafts (long shafts have more accurate cum shots).

Also can refer to the action of ejaculation.

Also a sandwich at BK. (Prices and participation may vary)
Paul: Dude I think she wants your "big king!"
Ryan: Legit? If you're not being legit then just cav with that!
Paul: You should "big king" on her face!
Ryan: Maybe I will! I've heard she's had her way with a few guys already so she probably would let me.
by Big_king July 04, 2014
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King Slats

Whilst taking part in vigorous intercourse, the instigator willingly attempts to remove the head of his partner as furious climax approaches.
Vikesh King Slatssed his mrs last night. The police are investigating...
by smooo February 04, 2011
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King Bitch

King of all bitches which makes he/she the biggest bitch alive
by Crazy818 March 05, 2010
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King Ed

Full name: King Edward VII Science and Sport College.
A school situated in the East Midlands, in Coalville, though thankfully on the outskirts.

A noteable feature of the school is its high population of students from nearby Coalville, Greenhill and Agar Nook; because of this, the school provides a reliable example of the results of incest. In addition, many of the students are chavs.
The school caters exclusively to underachievers, providing many benefits for those who refuse to learn while ignoring those who want to succeed. This is reflected in the choice of teaching staff, many of whom are idiots.
Generally, those who are able to get into Ashby School and get a bus to Ashby De La Zouch do so, while the scum breeding in the areas near to King Ed tend to stay closer to home.
There are rumours that the UK government is extremely disgusted with the state of the school, to the extent that there are plans in place to eliminate it and its population using nuclear weapons. However, many simply discard this as wishful thinking.
King Ed student: King Ed's the shit, innit bruv.

Outsider: Go fuck your mother.

King Ed student: Again?
by wivs July 18, 2009
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sneak king

The name for a deviant sexual act where a male third party intrudes on a heterosexual couple's act, then forces anal sex with the female partner. The third party is usually a friend of the initial male partner.
Actual message board topic:

Subject: "Can you be charged with rape for doing the sneak king? (suprise butt sex)?"

Body: "You bring a girl back to your place and start having sex with her on top. Then when she is really getting into it your buddy, who she doesn't know about, comes out of hiding and sticks up her anus and says sneak king *****"
by Moggraider November 05, 2009
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King Tubby

King Tubby (born Osbourne Ruddock, January 28, 1941 – February 6, 1989) was a Jamaican electronics and sound engineer, known primarily for his influence on the development of dub in the 1960s and 1970s. Tubby's innovative studio work, which saw him elevate the role of record producer to a creative height previously only reserved for composers and musicians, would prove to be highly influential across many genres of popular music. He is often cited as the inventor of the concept of the remix, and so may be seen as a direct antecedent of much dance and electronic music production.
Have you heard that latest Dub recording? King Tubby rules!
by Raging Buffoon April 03, 2008
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