call an ambulance

When you make a fucking mistake and are about to get your throat brutally slit by an old man. Typically 80-85 years old.

Call an ambulance call an ambulance!...But not for me (shoots in the forehead,Then slit throat,then proceeds to cut body open and eat cooked spine.)

by what is the point of living if December 2, 2020

troll call

A social media post that invites comments as to whether one is attending a certain city or event on a given weekend. Most commonly used by D-List gays traveling to various circuit parties to search out other D-List gays.

Did you see Adam's troll call for Washington Pride. Of course, David commented immediately that he's going.

by SummersEve2011 August 8, 2017

Cunt-On-Call

a guy's favorite bitch at the moment; the girl who gets the first booty call when the guy is leaving the bar at bartime....

Related term: COC'ed; getting massively fucked by the Cunt-On-Call

Guido: Hey dude, you wanna hit the club and see what's up?
Other Guido: Yeah, sure....who's your Cunt-On-Call tonight?
Guido: Remember that bitch I met last weekend when we were at the sports bar?
Other Guido: Oh yeah, she's a freak!
Guido: ...Her.....

Other Guido: Oh Man, you ah gonna get COC'ed tonight!

by GIRLZPLAY October 21, 2011

calling pipe

to boastfully predict future laying of pipe (sexual intercourse) with a specific person

ex. Alex called pipe (past tense calling pipe) on Nikki and failed and therefore had to sleep in the garage

by callingpipe69 May 28, 2018

call of duty

The game your are pretty much forced to get every year because all of your friends have it and you don't want to be the only one who doesn't have it.

Person 1: Hey man I got the new call of duty the other day
Person 2: That's cool, I'm not gonna get it though
Person 1: WHAT NO EVERY ONE ELSE HAS IT! YOU WILL BUY IT TODAY OR WE AREN'T FRIENDS ANYMORE!

by growlithe1234 June 23, 2015

Ball Called

When a person accidentally calls you while scratching their balls. Similar to a butt dial.

“Hey man I got a missed call.” “My bad I just Ball Called you.”

by Spooderman011 July 5, 2023

Call Soccer

A maligned practice of lazy employees at a call center or helpdesk who routinely reject, roll, or "kick" calls to other employees in the queue when they don't feel like doing their job but are otherwise capable of taking a call.

We had four people in the call queue this morning but I ended up with all the calls because the others were playing Call Soccer.

by anon banana November 10, 2020