I’m Having a stroke please call someone

When you’re in the process of having a stroke and you nde to lte oothrse nkowwwwwwwwwwwwwww

David-“Why golly gee wilikers, it’s snowing outside!”

Geoff-“David please help I’m having a stroke please call someone

by StarchDisks December 6, 2022

To “turn” someone

The act of covering up the fact that you are going to burn someone by changing the word.

Rayne says : “We are going to “turn” someone into a better person if they don’t stop being creepy”

by Lucinda is Lit December 31, 2020

Loving someone more

If you love them more than your dogs but they don’t love you over their dogs

I loving someone more.

by Peeeeennnnniiiiiisssssss February 5, 2020

Rewarding someone for something inherent

Oh? Is that what causes it? Because Simon Baron-Cohen said it was abuse and neglect. And his field of expertise is personality disorders and YOUR is... What? Alcoholism? Substance abuse? You're a REAL expert in that aren't you?

Hym "Rewarding someone for something inherent like selecting for fat cock? Nonono not that. Just the 'Lucifarian intellect.' Which literally translates to 'You're more intelligent than me but you won't adopt the axioms of my belief system, therefore, you are bad.' This is just more of you using your degree to MAKE SHIT UP so the you can push the message you want to push. Which is lying. You're lying."

by Hym Iam December 23, 2023

to vegetable someone

To inflict enough mental or physical damage on someone to leave them crippled / retarded for life.

to vegetable someone
A: The guy was gonna tell on me so I vegetabled him.
B: Cool, did you torture him?

A: The guy that got hit by train last week didn't die, but he is pretty vegetabled.

by PacifistTrey June 25, 2016

Someone dragon

'someone dragon' is a rare task in the game Among Us. First introduced by the streamer 'Toast'. Toast called an emergency meeting to inform the crew mates that he saw someone dragon - dragon deez nutz on your face. aka someone dragging deez nutz on your face.

person 1: Alright, I'm pretty sure I saw someone dragon
person 2, person 3: What's dragon?
person1: dragon deez nutz on your face!

by aRealDog October 12, 2020

Someone

A person or most likely your friend in the past or present

Example: I used to be someone till i found her

Another One: I once was a popular person to someone that i used to 🎶knoooooow she didn't have to cut me up🎶

Another One: There was someone who treated me like their brother or sister, but i don't remember who it is :(

And Another One: Did you know that someone else matches our heart beat (they say it could not be done)

by ThatBoiJJ September 18, 2020