by Your_local_word_maker October 12, 2025

Why do the moths come out? Because George Clooney ate a banana horizontally. Mmm needs more. *laughs* mr capilli. I just got bit by a midgie *pommy accent* i just got back from a town in NSW
by THEREALMCMUFFIN November 13, 2022

by TwilightFan42 August 3, 2024

by Your name September 3, 2021

Attending a wedding and getting excessively drunk too early into the ceremony that you don’t make it to the end.
“Woah! Did you see how drunk Dave got! He didn’t even make it past the speeches! He was totally doing an Adam!”
by RGR87 July 14, 2018

Prefering to masturbate next to somebody after you (and the other person) wake up; even though you could have sex
by Branko69 October 6, 2022

by Swiqqle February 13, 2017
